Cold Beer Coats

Your beer's pouting. Made in an underground Boise brewery from the trendiest hops (Citra? So two years ago), it's all, "Collegiate neoprene cozy? As if!" Instead, let it wear this little puffer jacket—soft nylon on the outside, metallic fabric inside lining–and stay as cool as it knows it is. (Keeps your hands warm, too.) Clip it to your backpack or belt loop with a carabiner (not included), and use the notch to open your bottles. It also makes a fun gift for ardent fans of the latest brews. Made in China.