Up and down the bridge these readers go; where they stop, well, Who Nose? These square reading glasses have cornered the market on adaptability, so the two of you should be rather well-matched. With vibrant, multi-hued acetate up top and none on the bottom, these fabulously flexible frames call to mind a chameleon, especially because they can sit comfortably in any position on your nose. Try this unorthodox average-sized pair as traditional full-lens readers or progressives to let people know you mean business. Funny business, that is.