You don't need to be a salt-and-pepper-headed business tycoon with a house on Lake Como and a penchant for Montecristo No. 2s to wear these, but it probably helps. S M L XL 1/2 WAIST 31 33.5 36 38.5 HIP WIDTH 55 57.5 60 62.5 OUTSEAM LENGTH 32.4 33.5 34.6 35.7