Let it all out with the Farting Undies. You'll be trumping loud and proud once they're yours. They've a special hole so none of the sounds and smells you produce will be lost in translation. It also means you can wave goodbye to all those suspicious brown stains. The Fart Pants have everything you need to let rip in total comfort. They even come with a warning message instructing anyone in the vicinity to stay away from the blast area. To get the full effects and to show your novelty underpants proudly to the world you'll have to go without trousers, but that's fine. When people see why you've done it they'll be rushing to do the same.
