Jolliest Bunch Of Assholes This Side Of The Nuthouse Heavyweight Tee

Deck the halls and bring the chaos—Clark Griswold style. This heavyweight tee is your ticket to festive dysfunction, paying homage to everyone's favorite holiday hero who just wanted the perfect family Christmas (and got a squirrel in the tree instead). Crafted from premium cotton, this unisex tee is sturdy enough to survive turkey fires, power outages, and Cousin Eddie's RV parking in your driveway. With a relaxed fit, it's perfect for trimming the tree, movie marathons and ugly sweater parties. 🎄 Features: unisex fit, because family dysfunction is universal 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz. soft, heavyweight fabric for maximum comfort and durability professionally printed by hand brand: comfort colors colors: pepper, red, blue spruce, crimson wash cold, hang dry This garment is printed using eco-friendly, water based ink. This earth-friendly ink may smell slightly of vinegar, but will disappear after washing. Let's toast to burnt turkeys, tacky light displays, and holiday memories we'll laugh about later. Add to cart before Cousin Eddie steals it. 🛒