cuz write where it hurts. This weekender has a mismatched flannel plaid pattern, vegan leather top handles, a detachable shoulder strap, interior satin lining with graffiti graphics, inner pockets, embroidered word graphics on the outside, embroidered patches of Daria, Jane, Trent, Pizza, a vinyl MTV patch, side pockets with buckle closures, a front zippered pocket, and a top zipper closure.