Congratulations, you've made the elite naughty list—so elite, even coal didn't make the cut. This cozy holiday crewneck? Yeah, it's all you're getting this year. Wear it as a badge of honor and let Santa know you're fully leaning into the "zero gifts" lifestyle. With its unisex fit and soft, warm fabric, this sweatshirt is perfect for sipping spiked eggnog and reflecting on all the "creative" choices that got you here. Spoiler alert: you're not changing. 🎅🔥 Consider it a festive reminder: when you're on the naughty list, sometimes you've got to be your own gift. 🎁 Features: unisex fit, classic crewneck remarkably soft, plush material 52% cotton, 48% polyester fleece, 8.0 oz. brand: bella canvas wash cold, hang dry Graphic colors may vary from what you see on your screen. Due to lighting, monitor adjustments, photo edits and filters. This garment is printed using eco-friendly, water based ink. This earth-friendly ink may smell slightly of vinegar, but will disappear after washing.
